GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary
That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance
You rude piece of shit
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